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Jokes: Fine boozing at a pub a la EFSF
Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:13 PM EST
Btw, the following joke was part of a carnival lecture 'performance' at the session "Mainz remains Mainz, as it sings and laughs". Three guys enter a pub; a Greek, a Spaniard and an Italian. They order a bottle of champagne. Who pays? The German!
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Jokes: Two seniors' weird competition
Sat Feb 18, 2012 10:47 AM EST
For Bob (93) and Carl (94), two school-friends for life, the participation at their annual class meeting was a matter of honor, indeed. This year their meeting had only two attendees, them. After the end of any meeting the guys used to perform a competition of 'distant peeing' ou …
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Jokes: Mainz uni researchers have a new means of killing bugs
Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:40 AM EST
Headline 'Mainz Local Enquirer' New method of getting rid of bugs - developed by Mainz Uni researchers Mainz. Researchers at the state university have developed a new means of killing bugs.
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Jokes: Four Saarlanders killed while drinking milk
Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:49 PM EST
Just heard a joke while watching the carnival/ fastnacht session broadcast on ZDF livestream: The following story occured on "Saarland Herald" Four Saarlanders killed while drinking milk Saarbrücken.Yesterday four male adults of Saarlouis were killed on a meadow while drin …
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French cartoonist celebrates "funny" Germans | Europe | DW.DE | 10.02.2012
Seeded on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:25 AM EST (Deutsche Welle - World Service)
Plantu has been drawing the front-page cartoon for the daily newspaper, Le Monde, for nearly 30 years. In that time, he's chronicled the history of modern Franco-German relation.
Jokes: Seafood side effects
Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:36 PM EDT
The chief cook of a renowned seafood restaurant entered a stationer's shop. To the shop assistant, he said quite sheepishly:"I'd like to buy 42 'Get well soon!' - cards, if available."
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Jokes: Costly health care
Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:27 PM EDT
Patient: Doc, I really am extraordinarily grateful that you have cured my megalomania. How many million dollars do I owe you?
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Jokes: Nudists and dress code
Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:26 AM EDT
At a retirement home. Sarah: Sue, can you tell me what a streaker is? Sue: Well, Sarah, that's a nudist who runs around in public just for fun. Sarah: Wow, I've gotta try this here. A short time later. Sarah makes her 'streaker performance' in the TV room. Liz: Nelly, did you see …
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Jokes: The civil servant is a tramp
Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:19 AM EDT
Superior: Well, Harry, after having served for 25 years on your post, you have suddenly applied for a transfer. How come? Harry, civil servant: To be honest, sir, it's the gypsie blood in me.
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One of these days Lance, straight to the moon!
Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:14 PM EDT
How can we forget one of the greatest moments in human existence? The day Lance Armstrong rode his Apollo 11 bike straight to The Moon, I believe it was a Wednesday.
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